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Welcome to the junior Batscapes page. There are Bat Facts, a Bat Crossword and some Bat Jokes here which we hope you enjoy. Our bat jokes are pretty awful though, so if you know any better bat jokes please let us know!

Did you know that children are often better at finding bat roosts than adults? As we grow up our ears slowly gets worse at hearing high-pitched squeaky noises like the chattering sounds bats sometimes make in their roosts. Children are best at hearing these high pitched sounds and can sometimes hear the bats chattering in a roost when adults can’t hear them at all. Here are some more interesting bat facts:

A drawing from a young enthusiast

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Bat Jokes

1.Why did the horseshoe bat brush his teeth?
Because he had bat breath!

2.Two bats are hanging from the roof of a cave when they see a group of people walking towards them. One bat turns to the other and says “How come the blood doesn’t rush to their feet?”

3.A vampire bat flys back into his cave with his mouth covered in blood. The other vampire bats hanging up there ask him where he got the blood and rub their stomachs hungrily.
“Well,” says the first bat, “If you follow me I will show you”, so he flies back out of the cave with the others following, down into the valley and towards the woodland. He then stops and turns to the other bats and pointing a wing says “Do you see that tree over there by the river?”
“Yes!” reply the other bats excitedly”
“Well I didn’t” he replies.

4.How did the female pipistrelle bat attract the male?
By batting her eyelids!
(from Simon Keith, aged 7)

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